Thursday, May 31, 2012

Low Budget Home Security

HOW TO INSTALL A LOW BUDGET HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a thrift store and buy a pair of man's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Put them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine

3. Put a few big dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Honey,
 I stepped out to get some more ammo. Be back in an hour.  I had to lock the dogs in the house,  they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad.
Be right back.


14 comments:

  1. Add a couple of empty buckshot shells.

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  2. call the local department of road management. ask them to call you the next time they find a dead bear on the road. collect said dead bear and bring home. skin him, gut him, save as much meat as you can (bear stew is deelish)! hang bear skin on the porch after you have fired at least 50 rounds through his hide. and then follow all of the steps in this post - bahahahah! loved this post and yer darn tootins i am installing this security system!

    your friend,
    kymber

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    1. I have a small sign that says "Beware of Mrs. Rat" ha ha ha

      the rat

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    2. bahahahahahahah! oh rat - you kill me, buddy!

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    3. mohave rat, I like that. Thanks.
      Kymber, I thought you would get a kick out of this. Thanks.

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  3. Home Sweet Home is a phrase that you should be able to use even when you're away from home. Increasing theft, vandalism and break-ins have resulted in most of us getting paranoid about the safety of our home. This increasing trend has snatched the peace of mind from you, and, like everyone else, I'm sure you're wondering what you could do to restore that peace of mind. Simple: Prevent attacks on your house by equipping yourself with a webcam software like GotoCamera.

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    1. There are many good products to choose from depending on your needs. Thanks

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  4. Some empty shell casings added may work too.

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    1. Thanks Rob, you and Stephen think alike.

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  5. Hmmm... we actually have the size 14W boots, the Guns & Ammo, the large dogs and dog dishes... but our dogs haven't chewed up the mailman... although our German Shepherd scared the UPS guy... luckily, his pants were already brown...

    Dann in Ohio

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    1. You see there, I bet you have not had a break in either.

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