Friday, August 31, 2012

Going out on a limb again.

I was doing some thinking the other day after looking at a map showing all the red states and blue states.
Here is where I am going to get in trouble....It appears (for the most part) that all the hard working, farm and industry areas fall into the red state territory and most of the liberal, tree hugging-bed wetters fall into the few blue states and then it hit me, The Liberals need us, they can't survive without someone to fight wars to protect their freedom, they need us to work and pay taxes so they can have their social programs, they need us to grow food so they can eat, they need us to provide everything so they can live their days protesting or complaining about every little pet peeve they have. Without all the red states they would just have one big hippie commune with no phones, iPods, computers or electricity.
We on the other hand would thrive and do so much better without Liberals. We would have no unemployment, very little welfare problems, drug use would be a lot less, crime would be way down all of which would cause insurance costs to go down. Schools would be places to learn real life lessons instead of social engineering. Wars would be quicker and cheaper because we wouldn't have liberals second guessing everything and we would let the military pull out all the stops. I have no doubt without liberals we would have a budget surplus instead of a 15 trillion debt.  People would be responsible for themselves and not want government to be their nurse maid.
Bottom line is they must have us but we don't need them....they should treat us very very nice.
Somebody please point out the flaw in my argument. 

29 comments:

  1. As you knew I wouldn't disappoint you...

    The flaw is that you make too much sense.

    If your post were convoluted, duplicitous, and extremely long winded, it would then be main stream and accepted.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Exactly. Liberals are not persuaded by logic, evidence, facts, or history. They see only what they WANT to see, while accusing conservatives of being mentally ill.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. It is pretty proven liberals use their emotions to guide them where as conservatives use logic....for the most part.

      Delete
  3. Actually, I think the flaw is that conservatives are too compassionate to starve the liberals out.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Actually, I think the flaw is that conservatives are too compassionate to starve the liberals out.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Shepherd K, at least so far...that may change one day.

      Delete
  5. I think you hit the nail on the head, buddy! Good post!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Hermit Jim, I knew you would enjoy.

      Delete
  6. illinois should be red south of i80

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Actually I know there are pockets of red and blue in every state. College towns tend to be more blue for example.

      Delete
  7. It remeinds me of the line said by Tyler Durden in the movie "Fight Club" : 'We cook your meals, drive your cab and protect you while you sleep....We are very pissed off, DO NOT FUCK WITH US' Something well said for the other 99% that didn't get a bail out or a tax break from Obama.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Nicely said! They only flaw is that the libs just don't get it!!
    Great post!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Cotton Lady, no they don't. If we have a total collapse however it will dawn on them too late.

      Delete
  9. Thanks for putting this up. Good call.

    ReplyDelete
  10. I have heard that we have spent 16 trillion dollars on the war on poverty..since LBJ started it in the 60's.and somehow our national debt equals that amount.........

    ReplyDelete
  11. Shazam!!!! .......imagine that. Thanks .

    ReplyDelete
  12. There is no flaw in your logic. It's right on the money . This is one of the big " unsaid's " of the Leftloonesphere .

    ReplyDelete
  13. Living in a Red area of a Very Blue California, I would agree with you whole-heartedly. We in the Central Valley would like to secede from California and join the Midwest.

    ReplyDelete
  14. Steve, I feel your pain. I know it has to be tough living in a state which overall is blue. Keep up the good fight. Thanks.

    ReplyDelete