My Dog is a Democritter.

Nobody loves me.

He does not go to work
He sleeps most of the day.

His food is prepared for him at no cost to him.

He doesn't pay for medical care.
He lives for free in a house not his own.

When he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

All his expenses are paid by others who work for a living.

(The big difference is I had him neutered and he can't vote)