A lot has been written and Jokes made about real men. This is meant to be a guideline, you judge yourself.
Dress Guide, Real men don't carry a shoulder bag. They don't wear Speedos, Spandex pants or baggy shorts that have to be held up with their hand. They don't wear socks with sandals.
Any kind of clothing you see in a John Wayne, Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood or Bruce Willis movie is probably OK
Another hint, if you have to ask your wife if this is "too girly" it is, don't wear it (she will lie to you)
Real men don't say "you know it's my birthday tomorrow" ( I don't know where that came from, just me)
Real men are polite to ladies and treat their wives with respect and hold doors for women and old folk. They are kind to children and dogs, kicking cats is authorized sometimes (just kidding) Real men aren't slobs they will cook and clean and aren't afraid to get their hands dirty.
Real men have welded with no shirt and bare feet and know how molten slag feels on exposed skin. Real men know what it feels like bust their hands on a piece of machinery and watch the blood ooze out between the grease on their knuckles.
Real men like the sound of V8 engines, Harley Davidsons and belt fed weapons.
Real men like the smell of burning Cordite and black powder, WD-40, motor oil, gasoline, diesel fuel, Hoppes gun cleaner, wood fires, dinner cooking on a cold day and a baby after a bath.
Limited crying is allowed in the following situations.
Birth of your children or grandchildren
Death of a family member
Playing of Taps
Running out of ammo.
Crying is not allowed at "chick flicks", I understand you have to watch them sometimes just don't get too caught up.
Real men don't try and impress anyone or talk big, they are not loud and obnoxious. Real men don't talk about it they do it.
Real men don't "go green" or hug trees unless they are climbing them.
Real men won't get in touch with their feminine side because they don't have one.
Real men understand that almost all problems can be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.
Real men won't leave the country until they are waist deep in the ocean with an empty magazine.
Note : This list is not to meant to be all inclusive you are invited to add to it or write your own.