This Could Be You.

On my way home from Christmas shopping the other day I got caught at a red light. While waiting for it to turn green when A carload of Muslims pulled alongside. They were obviously radicals, dressed in all the garb and had a mixture of Jehad, Obama stickers on the windows. When the light turned green they sped off ahead of me shouting something about about 'death to you capitalist pigs'.
Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding thru the intersection & ran directly over their car, crushing it completely, killing everyone in the car.
  I sat there a moment and said to myself,
"Duke... that could have been you!"
So right after new years I want to go get a job as a truck driver.