
3, Bad coughs can be a problem while stalking food so take plenty of laxatives then you will be too afraid to cough.
4, Two basic survival supplies are duct tape and WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't use duct tape if it doesn't move and should use WD-40.
5, When dealing with machinery in the field if it can't be fixed with a hammer it's an electrical problem.
6, All other problems and issues can be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.
If it can't be fixed with a hammer it's electrical. . .Brilliant!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for a big smile this morning. Off to find more duct tape.
Thanks Brigid, I just knew someone would get some good information.
DeleteDear Duke - thanks so much for these enlightening survival tips!!! i have been reading survival sites for years and all they talk about is firestarters and how to build a make-shift shelter, etc. - bahahahah! my personal favourite is number 6 - i like things that blow up!!!
ReplyDeleteyour friend,
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Me and you both sister, that's why #6 was last.
Delete#3 was especially funny!
ReplyDeleteThanks, glad you enjoyed.
DeleteSee, I told you you were a survival expert...
ReplyDeleteNext trip you are holding the vegetables while I cut.
Deletebahahahahahahah!
DeleteThis is exactly what it takes to work on my old Harley Davidson's..
ReplyDeleteI hear 'ya, Thanks.
DeleteLOL...I think this should have a warning not to try these at home.
ReplyDeleteYes, don't believe anything you see on the internet.
DeleteLOL, yep all pretty much true! :-)
ReplyDeleteI thought everything could be fixed with a hammer. Just use the Nine Pound Sledgehammer....
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Old NFO, it does seem that way.
DeleteTinCan Assassin, it's true some electrical problems can be solved with a hammer.
LOL! Some of these are very true. Like #3. There is two more you need to maybe add to the list. Never do a #1 (pee) up hill. You end up with wet feet and yellow socks. And, Never do a #2 up hill, cause it might roll down hill. And make things a bit slippery.
ReplyDeleteNow see there I was trying to keep this gender neutral.
DeleteHeh.
ReplyDeleteI need to put some Ex-lax in the blind when I have a cough. What a cure!
Thank you for the much needed laugh.
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45er, Good call
Deletetea4too, glad to brighten your day.