1, When roughing it in a camping or survival situation avoid cutting yourself while preparing meals by having someone else hold the meat or vegetables while you cut them.
2, High blood pressure is a problem for some, this can be solved by cutting yourself and releasing some of the pressure. Better yet have these people hold you vegetables while you cut them.
3, Bad coughs can be a problem while stalking food so take plenty of laxatives then you will be too afraid to cough.
4, Two basic survival supplies are duct tape and WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't use duct tape if it doesn't move and should use WD-40.
5, When dealing with machinery in the field if it can't be fixed with a hammer it's an electrical problem.
6, All other problems and issues can be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.
If it can't be fixed with a hammer it's electrical. . .Brilliant!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for a big smile this morning. Off to find more duct tape.
Thanks Brigid, I just knew someone would get some good information.
DeleteDear Duke - thanks so much for these enlightening survival tips!!! i have been reading survival sites for years and all they talk about is firestarters and how to build a make-shift shelter, etc. - bahahahah! my personal favourite is number 6 - i like things that blow up!!!
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Me and you both sister, that's why #6 was last.
Delete#3 was especially funny!
ReplyDeleteThanks, glad you enjoyed.
DeleteSee, I told you you were a survival expert...
ReplyDeleteNext trip you are holding the vegetables while I cut.
Deletebahahahahahahah!
DeleteThis is exactly what it takes to work on my old Harley Davidson's..
ReplyDeleteI hear 'ya, Thanks.
DeleteLOL...I think this should have a warning not to try these at home.
ReplyDeleteYes, don't believe anything you see on the internet.
DeleteLOL, yep all pretty much true! :-)
ReplyDeleteI thought everything could be fixed with a hammer. Just use the Nine Pound Sledgehammer....
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Old NFO, it does seem that way.
DeleteTinCan Assassin, it's true some electrical problems can be solved with a hammer.
LOL! Some of these are very true. Like #3. There is two more you need to maybe add to the list. Never do a #1 (pee) up hill. You end up with wet feet and yellow socks. And, Never do a #2 up hill, cause it might roll down hill. And make things a bit slippery.
ReplyDeleteNow see there I was trying to keep this gender neutral.
DeleteHeh.
ReplyDeleteI need to put some Ex-lax in the blind when I have a cough. What a cure!
Thank you for the much needed laugh.
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45er, Good call
Deletetea4too, glad to brighten your day.